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    Talking One More Time X 2

    Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

    A.. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..


    Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?

    A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty..


    Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?

    A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.


    Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
    hands while talking?

    A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll
    give you a gesture you'll never forget..


    Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
    A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.


    Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to
    get any during the first year?

    A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.


    Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?

    A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.


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    Good Stuff, Fuzzy!!
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
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