Thread: oldy

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I finally got around to going fishing this mornin but after a while I
ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good
bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I
grabbed him right




behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake
without incident,



and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Never heard it before....you sure it's an oldy?

It's a good one, nonetheless!

I know it is old I told that at spring crappie camp