Thread: Man vs. Woman

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: very hot,
relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: gently aging
but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: with a
glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: has been
through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada:
self-preserving, but open to meeting new
people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous
spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.

Outstanding!!

Good one, Monty. Lot of truth there too.

Best one I have heard in a while!