Thread: Good One

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
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> > One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
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> > Not wanting to ruin His reputation or his marriage, He paid her a
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> > sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
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> > If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
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> > support until the child turned 18.
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> > She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
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> > To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
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> > write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
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> > support payments to begin.
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> > One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
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> > 'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
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> > 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife
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> > obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
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> > fainted.
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> > On the card was written:
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> > 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
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> > Three with meatballs, two without.
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> > Send extra sauce!!!!
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!!!! :d

Poor poor guy

Two In A Row!!