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[ShortStorie]

THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Pro Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak please.
13. Cappuccino Latte tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are just too big.
11. I've saved it all on the C: drive.

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!
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[KCBALLER]

how true .... are the fish on at smithville? any reports ?

ed

[hogster]

Smithville has fish in it?

[KCBALLER]

Hey Hogs , What About A Kansas Trip Oct 12-13 I Was Asking Bugs And Kc Crappieslayer ABOUT IT ALSO. maybe pops would like to go also, just puttin out feelers. any thoughts ??

[ShortStorie]

Haven't talked to anyone fishing Smithville since before camp. Was getting some good reports on nightstalking on this board but that's been three weeks ago.

[Crappie Chatt]

Hey Hogs , What About A Kansas Trip Oct 12-13 I Was Asking Bugs And Kc Crappieslayer ABOUT IT ALSO. maybe pops would like to go also, just puttin out feelers. any thoughts ??

Where?:D :D :D <*)}}}><

[KCBALLER]

Haven't talked to anyone fishing Smithville since before camp. Was getting some good reports on nightstalking on this board but that's been three weeks ago.

norm
let me know when your ready for nightstalkin on smithville , im game !!

ed

[KCBALLER]

where ever their bitin

[bugman]

Where?:D :D :D <*)}}}><

Where the big-uns grow are you busy on the 12th of oct? kcballer is wanting to get a little camp goin out there.

[KCMO CRAPPIESLAYER]

count me in wherever we go...let's do it! my schedule is wide open:D :D :D