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    Default show him your badge......

    A DEA officer stops at a ranch in
    Oregon , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the
    rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally
    grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but
    don't go in that field over there," as he points
    out the location.

    The DEA officer verbally explodes
    saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal
    Government with me."
    Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his
    badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge?”
    “This badge means I am allowed to
    go wherever I wish . . . . On any land; NO questions asked
    or answers given.”

    “Have I made myself clear? Do you
    understand?"

    The
    rancher nods politely, apologizes and goes about his chores.

    A short time later, the old rancher
    hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his
    life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull ..
    . . . . .

    With every step the bull is gaining
    ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll
    get gored before he reaches safety.
    The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws
    down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of
    his lungs . . . . .

    "Your badge… show him your
    BADGE
    WILL RODGERS NEVER MET ME..........

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    Default opps...... sorry

    this was to go in off-topic...... my bad....
    WILL RODGERS NEVER MET ME..........

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    Uh-huh
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'

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    15 minute time out.....get in the corner
    Crappie.......its whats for dinner!!

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    Thats a new one,thanks!I smiled.

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    Good stuff OSS!

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    funny stuff oss
    IT'S 5--O-CLOCK SOMEWHERE,,,MIKE-p

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    on or off it was GOOD

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    Go to the back of the boat for your mistake,,,,,,,,, while I'm laughing!
    Bulletman aka Tommy

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    funny stuff, and I wouldnt be lying if I said been chased out of a field or two at night while coon hunting. a lot funnier when it's someone else,
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