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    Talking 18 reasons fishing is better than se_

    Found this on another site. Going to show my wife so I might get to fish more.
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    18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
    17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

    16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

    15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

    14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

    13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

    12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

    11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

    10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

    9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

    8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

    7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

    6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

    5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

    4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

    3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

    2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

    1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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    That's the truth LOL

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    Lol...amen!

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    :d
    Live and Learn."Life's short fish Hard"

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    You Say 18 Reasons Fishing Is Better Than Sex

    Well Either You Don't Know How To Have Sex
    Or I Don't Know How To Fish
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    Probably niether. It all depends on the wife's mood
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    excellent

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    Gives new meaning to "what's the daily limit?"
    may i be half the man my dog thinks I am and a whole lot better than my wife says

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