If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through April
> , you live in New England
>
> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
> they don't work there, you live in New England ...
>
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live
> in New England
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
> who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England
>
> If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for
> the weekend, you live in New England.
>
> If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
> you live in New England .
>
> If you have switched from 'heat ' to 'A/C' in the same day and
> back again, you live in New England.
>
> If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow dur ing a
> raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England
>
>> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
> leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
>
> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to
> use them, you live in New England .
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
> snowsuit, you live in New England .
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 70
> and everybody is passing you, you live in New England
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
> filled with snow, you live in New England.
>
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
> and road construction, you live in New England.
>
> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you
> live in New England .

> If you find 20 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New
> England.
> If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New
> England.
>
> If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to
> all your New England friends & others, you live in New England
>