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    Johnny, I know this is off topic and if you want to move it, that is fine with me. Just thought I would post it here b/c it was about cajuns.

    E-Mail I got earlier tonight, thought some of you cajuns might get a kick out of it.


    CAJUNS

    Six retired Cajuns were playing poker in the hunting camp when Ray Fontenot
    loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

    Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continued playing
    standing up.

    Boo Doucet looks around and asks, "So, who is going to tell his wife"?

    They draw straws. Boudreaux picks the short one.

    They tell him to use good judgment, be discreet and be gentle. Don't make a
    bad situation any worse.

    "Discreet"? he says. Me I'm the most discreet person you will ever meet.
    Discretion is my middle name. Just leave it to me."

    So, Boudreaux goes over to the Ray Fontenot's house and knocks on the door.

    The wife answers and asks what he wants. Boudreaux declares, "Your husband
    just lost $500 and is afraid to come home."

    "Tell him to drop dead!" she yells.

    "I'll go tell him," says Boudreaux.

    Continued.........

    A 2007 LSU study found that the average Cajun walks about 900 miles a year.
    Another LSU study found that Cajuns drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a
    year.
    That conclusively means, on average, Cajuns get about 41 miles per
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    Funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadow View Post
    A 2007 LSU study found that the average Cajun walks about 900 miles a year.
    Another LSU study found that Cajuns drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a
    year.
    That conclusively means, on average, Cajuns get about 41 miles per
    gallon.
    That's twice as good as my truck gets....lol... some good ones
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    Got me laughing,

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    I will have to remember that one !!!

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    I don't get it... Nah - Just joking, pretty funny stuff! :D
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