Thread: Cypress Sunday

I figured with all the wind today, there may not be a report from Cypress today. It looks like the wind will not be as bad on Sunday, so I'm thinking on giving it a try. I wish I knew the water temp. They may be staging closer to shallow water. I may be hit or miss.

Wtf???????

Translation of fghi742Chinese Jibberish: He must be operating from his Sampan or maybe his Mercedes Benz!!!!


"Others Mercedes-Benz, BMW can be smashed, my car broke how will not be able to open the door to the 4S shop burned it! Burning their own cars do break the law?" Where owners of multiple vehicles in the event of flame failure, the shop can not be repaired because of 4S issued a statement above. In April 2009, the owner of Mr. Lee to 56800 the price of buying a car. The car began to buy back the day after the fuel tank cap leakage problems, then start to appear and brake hurricane hurricane ring (similar to the electric car brakes sound) issues; sweeping truck storage box after you open a can not be opened until the car 8 months after the second open; vacuum booster pump is broken; pump is broken; the exhaust pipe tail rot after 3,000 km peeling and other issues. Frequently out of the question, the owner, after contact with the pit stops, most have been resolved. However, the next flameout problems, it led to burning of vehicles and vehicle owners claim that to be the main reason. Began in December last year, his car repeatedly to turn off the situation. For the first time sent to repair stations, the staff adjusted the idle speed, said OK, go back, or turn off; water tankers sent over the second change of idling motor, there is no resolution; third time sent for the throttle assembly, remains the same ; of the Fourth Quhuan the ignition coil, flame failures continue to occur; the fifth sent to the engine one cylinder was found to not work to change a computer motherboard, repair stations there are no goods, to wait until December 18 for a computer motherboard, but the flameout problem remains unresolved. Lee said the December 21, together with the repair station maintenance man to drive 60 kilometers without flame failure, Cheng Li, but a home, but automatically turn off the car; 25, Lee sent the car repair station, on the 28th to pick up car maintenance station staff to open more than 300 kilometers is not automatically turn off the engine the car for a new exhaust pipe. However, on the 29th day, Lee drove the car more than 20 kilometers automatically turn off the recurrence of the situation ... ... in 2010, 1 to 5 January, the owner of Mr. Lee in turn one after another vehicle sent to the pit stop several times, However, the reasons for not identifying and addressing the flameout. At this point, the owner Mr. Li published an article in the online forum, and threatened to burn cars. It is understood that Mr. Lee In addition to turn off the car outside the fault has been repaired by the maintenance station for free. For the flameout problem alone, because only one station in the maintenance of staff cars, accompanied by flame, spraying car repair station staff in other periods, when neither turn off the test drive, so find it difficult to find reasons flameout. Between Li and maintenance of the current problem is that between stations, repair stations proposed car park owners to repair stations for some time to help solve the issues. Mr. Lee has been the need for cars, while in the station car park maintenance period, vehicle owners who are going to pay for the loss? Several times under the coordination of the final agreement between the parties. Owner of the car park maintenance depots Lee a week, from the maintenance station staff to find and solve the flameout problem completely. Green cars of the period can not be car owner of the losses caused by the two sides agreed converted into cash, in part by the repair station manufacturers to apply to after-sale maintenance to offset.

I cant figure out which post made the least sense?

Sportcity
I just got up off the floor. Hardest I have laughed in a long time. Best read ever. Man you should win a pulitzer prize for that one.

I think China has taken over Crappie.com also.......

SPORTCITY, I was like J ROW. I laughed and laughed. The only problem with that was I was trying to eat some cookies and milk while reading your reply. I almost spewed milk and cookies all over my laptop. Come to think of it, that would have been funny too; at least until I had to replace it. Anyway, keep up the good work. You truly have a gifted mind. LOL. Thanks for the translation. You are probably the only person I don't know who could have translated that. LOL.

Originally Posted by Pastor

SPORTCITY, I was like J ROW. I laughed and laughed. The only problem with that was I was trying to eat some cookies and milk while reading your reply. I almost spewed milk and cookies all over my laptop. Come to think of it, that would have been funny too; at least until I had to replace it. Anyway, keep up the good work. You truly have a gifted mind. LOL. Thanks for the translation. You are probably the only person I don't know who could have translated that. LOL.

Pastor:

I would like to take credit for the translation, but I have to give all of the credit to Google. Take my computer away and I would not even know that it was Chinese. Don't choke on the milk and cookies and for sure don't drown your laptop. LOL!!!:D:D

Well, I went out to Cypress at about 2pm. Not a soul fishing for crappie like last week. It was way windy and a lot of pleasure boat flying around. We tried it for a few minutes with no luck so we moved into the cove right across of the ramp. My brother brought one bait casting rig and tied a sinko on. On about the third cast he landed a nice bass. At that time I reeled in all four of my crappie poles and tied a Sinko onto 71/2 foot light action crappie rod eith a spinning reel with 6lb test. It took a while to get the casting down. The first fish I landed was 19" Channel Cat. That was the most fun I've had in a while. The next two hits I had, I couldnt get the hook set with that buggy whip, so I changed to a shorter light action rod that was alittle stiffer. Anyway, we ended up with with 6 12" to 15" bass and one Big Cat.

I almost delete that post last night when I seen it, but I was laughing at the translation also, and I knew if I deleted it then Mr. Wally's post would have made less sense, so I left both so the others could get a laugh.

and RH, congrats on the catch.. I bet that channel cat was a blast to get in.. I hung a 5lb grennal last friday at Larto, caught him on a 12ft Buck's Ultralite. I had to chase him with the trolling motor til I could get him close enough to net.