Thread: Better than Solunar tables

If you check one of those fishing calendars that is based on the movements of the sun and moon before you head to the lake...you probably were dissappointed this year.
The Forshney Institute of Scientific Habits has determined that due to statistical irregularities caused by global warming, any data derived from the movements of the sun and moon are mostly incorrect.
Forshney institute also known as FISH is the premier leader in researching the day to day success of anglers throughout the world.
Forshney has now concluded that the Dow Jones Industrial Average is a better indicator of fishing success.
For the first half of this year, more fish were caught when the Dow was up than when it was down. The bigger the upward movement of the Dow, the better the fishing. On the big down days of the Dow, Forshney's researchers found anglers catching almost no fish.
The concensus of the new Forshney report was that anglers should check the early morning futures on the Dow. If the market is looking up, then it will be a good time to head to the lake but if the market is forecasted to be down then it might be a good day to work or mow the lawn.
Here is the breakdown of the Forshney forecast.
Dow up 1 to 50 points Fair
Dow up 51 to 100 points Good
Dow up 100 to 200 points best
Dow up over 200 points Excellent
Dow down 1 to 50 points poor
Dow down over 50 points terrible
One conclusion that Forshney reached was that on any day no fish were caught by those who did not fish.

Good One! That explains why I can't catch anything on weekends or holidays

Originally Posted by Lucky_Livewell

Good One! That explains why I can't catch anything on weekends or holidays

That's funny right there :D

Now you know why retarded guys avoid the weekends.

maybe obama should send us crappie fisherman a bail out to help us out,,,i could use a few million $$$$:D