Best to do this on St. Valentine day (after 10:00am when boss lady rises) you shoulda called her, from the lake, even if it ment using up one of those cell phone minutes,,,,

and tell HER that SHE loves YOU.

Swear to come home soon, right after they quit a bitin and end conversation immediately to avoid excessive phone bill.

Remember. ICE. Not just for beer anymore; works good for black eyes too.