Thread: The night before

'Twas the night before Christmas,
And I was still on the lake.

Not a care in the world,
I don't have to remember no date!


I was a headed twards the ramp when what should appear?,
a great big ol stump!.. my graph show it quite clear.

Hadda think fast, all though I know it ain't right,
Toss out that marker buoy whilst there's still some dang light!

Ol' MinnKota deployed with the greatest of ease,
And it darnwell should have cuz I just gottit greased.

I flung out those jigs, and then let them fall,
The fish hit hard, not nary a stall.

Those were the best crappie I'd ever seen,
Some so large I feared my knife could not clean.

Then out of the night there came such a clatter,
I felt the boat shake, turned & looked... She's a climbin' the ladder!

Up on the rear deck the Boss Lady did appears,
All soakin wet from the swim... or was it the tears?

I don't remember much after that I recall,
Can't even remember drivin home, if at all.

Now, the lesson here, is to fish way off shore,
further out ... way out.. even more.

A nice GPS will guide you all right,
Far, far away...Waaaay outta sight.

Good fishin' to all... and to all...
A good GPS... er I mean "good night".

Gone Fishin'

That's good Gone Fishin'. You really got the fishin' bug don't ya:D. Some people will never understand that passion will they?

Same thing happened to me last year ;-)
That's great gone fishin! Cracks me up.
Merry Christmas

Yessir, pursuing them crappies is habit formin.
Almost had a couple of Thanksgivins go that way too.

Merry Christmas to ya all.

That's great I love it!!!!! still laughing.....

You need to publish that!!!!! lol!

I'll bet the Boss Lady is still showing you what frostbite feels like from that one!! LOL!!! Great poem!!!!

Merry Christmas

Uh huh, failure to remember important events may cause BossLady to become combative.

Good Readin--i Enjoyed That--

That was good, pretty much a frequent occurance!!