None of my business But with a Clash coming up that seems fraught with
a highly competitive spirit, not to mention the variables involved such as defectors, double-agents, and questionable & suspect ethical fiber running rampant in most every angler on both sides I would think you would be getting some measures in place for weight-enhanced, staked-out, winning fish.
We here in Virginia are of the highest moral fiber and trust one another completely as to the honesty of the procedings when we have a fishing get-together but just to be on the safe side we have found that a trip thru the
metal detector or a x-ray for the fish is always a good safety measure.
Once a fish passes either of those tests (we don't require both) then its just a formality to hook the jumper cable leads to the winners nipples and run him/her thru a few quick final insurance tests.
Shoer,
12th Degree Ninja
Pure talent speaks for itself but please remind me never to fish in Virginia!!![]()
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:D
That jumper cable thing sounds kinda kinky but considering the source I'm not surprised. You Va. boys get ready cause when we finish off the sandlappers we may be coming for you all next.
I'll bring the GOAT!Originally Posted by reelcrappie
www.crappieguys.com
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles." ~Doug Larson
The only reason we Peachies need to worry is "IF" the sandlappers come in with some big crappie. We know they can't catch big crappie without some sort of weight-enhancment, or staked-out fish.
Birddog,
I pray that I may live to fish until my dying day. And when it comes to my last cast I then most humbly pray. When in the Lord's great landing net and peacefully asleep. That in His mercy I be judged, BIG ENOUGH TO KEEP.
Originally Posted by reelcrappie
And it was with much excitement that Shoer did calleth together the Virginia Crapostles to lay upon them the
challenge handed down from the Crackerites by the Mabletonian. Said meeting tooketh place at the Holy
gathering house called Hooters. There did be relative silence as the document was readeth until the Your Next
part did be reached, at which time the Crapostles did hee-eth & haw-eth, with much taking of the Georgians' name in vain being heardeth throughout the newly arrivethed-at topless gathering house we moved the meeting to for consideration & resolution.
A decision diddeth be quickly reached to send a cyber-runner with message on parchment that sayeth:
Bringeth it on.
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Shoer,
12th Degree Ninja
you guys the only ones been talking about using penned fish. wouldnt suprise me none if they tested positive for steroids either :DOriginally Posted by birddog
listen with your eyes---its the only way to beleive what you hear...
Shoer, yall can keep Vick and make him a conVick.
i dont think you can give vick away. who'd want him?
listen with your eyes---its the only way to beleive what you hear...
We have no use for him. Well, it doesnt matter anyway, the Falcons recanted and let him in training camp.
Last edited by horseshoer; 01-06-2009 at 10:05 PM.
Shoer,
12th Degree Ninja