Just for laughs
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the
>> station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon
>> with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly
>> coiled in the middle.
>>
>> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being
>> pulled by her dog & her cat.
>>
>> The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
>> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with
>> admiration.
>>
>> 'Thanks,' the girl replied.
>>
>> The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied
>> The wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
>>
>> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said. 'I don't want to tell you
>> How to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the
>> cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
>>
>> The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
>> then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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Birddog,
I pray that I may live to fish until my dying day. And when it comes to my last cast I then most humbly pray. When in the Lord's great landing net and peacefully asleep. That in His mercy I be judged, BIG ENOUGH TO KEEP.
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good one birddog,,,lol
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