A man of many ages went to see his doctor for a yearly check up. The doc said " how are you?" the old man said I'm 94 and married to a 23 yr old women and she is pregnant, what do you think about that? The doc thought for a moment and said I know another patient about your age that loves hunting and one day went to go hunting and grabbed his umbrella instead of the rifle. He walked down to his pond and a beaver was swimming in the water, he pointed the umbrella at the beaver and aimed, just then there was a loud bang and a splash in the water and the beaver rolled over dead. What do think about that asked the doc? The old man thought a minute and said I'll bet there was a person hiding in the bushes and shot that beaver with a real gun. My point exactly said the doctor.
Larry
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