Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

jaycee · #1 (**permalink**) 10-27-2007, 01:36 PM

Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot

and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

horseshoer · #2 (**permalink**) 10-29-2007, 06:23 AM

I had finally had enuf of that toilet seat thing at a young age after a cpl shack-up deals. Unless yur missing both arms or think I was put in this world to keep the toilet seat in the position you use, put it in whatever position you need like I do. Not only did this policy make for a fair resolution to that
issue but the squawking coming outta the bathroom at 3 A.M. from wimmen
drowning the beaver made for some great entertainment/humor in the wee hours.

Ranger690 · #3 (**permalink**) 10-30-2007, 07:55 AM

Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.

Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:

"Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"

You decide.

J White · #4 (**permalink**) 10-30-2007, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranger690

Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.
You decide.

Smells fishy to me

fishingpox · #5 (**permalink**) 10-30-2007, 08:31 PM

hehehehe, does dreaming about it count?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranger690

Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.

Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:

"Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"

You decide.

SMITTY 58D · #6 (**permalink**) 10-31-2007, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranger690

Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.

Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:

"Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"

You decide.

Sounds like a setup. Think there might be some baggage involved. Time to run.

PieEye · #7 (**permalink**) 10-31-2007, 05:55 PM

One day, a long time ago there was a women that was very nice to her husband. That was one day, a long time ago.

The End

Buzz · #8 (**permalink**) 11-01-2007, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranger690

Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.

Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:

"Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"

You decide.

Its a lie. Run....Run....Run

WhitePerchJerker · #9 (**permalink**) 11-05-2007, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranger690

Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.

Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:

"Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"

You decide.

She left out the part " After we are 65 years old"

WhitePerchJerker · #10 (**permalink**) 11-05-2007, 06:27 AM

You guys are really down on women! GREAT! don't stop they deserve it.