Worst Experience...

[chucky]

Three guys were sitting in the boat waiting for the fish to start biting exchanging thier worst experiences.

The first guy says" I was hitch hiking and a greyhound bus ran over me, breaking my back. I was in the hospital for six months.

The second guy says " I fell from scaffolding seven stories high and broke every bone in my body. I was in the hospital for almost a year.

The third guy was not saying anything, so one of them asked him about his worst experience.

He said well " I'll tell you about my second worst thing that has ever happen to me. I was just getting off the boat and had to take a sh*t really bad. So i stepped behind this tree in the woods and dropped my trousers.

Yeah? What happen next asked his friend.

I crouched down into position and got a little to close to the ground. Then
-wham- a bear trap snagged shut on my testicles.

One of the other guys said " god! If that was the second worst, what in the world was the worst.

He calmly said" Oh, that would have been when i reached the end of that chain.....

[billbob]

oooooooo

[DKR]

ouch.

[Arkie John]

I'll be glad when the fish start bitin'.

aj

[HEAVY]

Thats funny! I can't wait to tell my friends that joke the next time we are fishing!

[Bottombumper]

Those are some great stories. Hope you guys enjoy this True one. My friend Tom and I were drift fishing down the Coosa River here in Ga. We were using live shad fishing for Stripers or Catfish. Our baits on hooks were allmost dead and we decided to put on fresh bait. We threw the old bait in river and a big White Heron swooped down and got them one by one. I told Tom I bet he would take one out of my hand. He would fly from one tree to another watching for a handout as we slowly drifted down the river. He wouldnt take one from my hand although he would swoop down and come close. We finally give up on him but he continued following us. Tom was in the front of boat and there wasnt any more people or boats in view and stood up to pea off front of the boat. About the time Tom cut loose Mr Heron came down for another meal. The bird barely missed Tom and Tom was hollering as the bird made another pass. As you can imagine I am laughing my head off. Tom said " I cant believe that Crazy bird." When I finally quit laughing Tom was still mumbling and sorta getting peeved at me for laughing so much. "Wonder why that bird did that?" Laughing I told him it had to be the Smell as it wasnt Big enough to see.LOL Best Laugh I had in years,I can still see him now juming and peeing trying to dodge that bird!

[catman]

that's funny.

[shocker037]

ya that is funny but it is also an old joke told by a comedian named jay hickman (he is dead now, the funniest/dirtest comedian ever!! no joke)