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Didn’t you see the no fishing sign son. I’m not fishing I’m teaching the worms to swim. Merry Christmas
If then you have been raised with Christ, seek the things that are above, where Christ is, seated at the right hand of God. Col 3:1
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I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,"I'm sorry.
Your ticket isn't for first class.
Could you please move to your seat." The blonde replied,"Im blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The attendant said,"That's fine miss, but you'll have to go to your seat." The blonde responded again, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." This conversation continued, always with the blonde's same response.
The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde.
The captain went and whispered something in the blonde's ear and the blonde immeadiately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.
He said, "I just told her that this part of the plane wasn't going to New York."
LittleJohn
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
No, what happened
Two fish got battered.
If we did what was most important in life there would be a shortage of Bibles.................and fishing poles
Fish
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Live Simply, Love Generously, Care Deeply, Speak Kindly, and Trust in our Creator who Loves us
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Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Blonde hands her the compact.
She looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
LittleJohn