The Teacher says to the class: Who everstands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said whoever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs. Brown, I just thought that maybe you are lonely beingthe only one standing.
USAF Retired and fishing!
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I got chased by a little dog.... it was a scary Shih Tzu-ation
what do ducks have for supper. Quakers and Milk
what do u call a cow with no legs..............ground beef
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