Thread: 2 Cowboys

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, Az. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, you go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
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dang!

LOL,good one.I aint seen a cowboy in a while.That bowl of chili must have gotten them all around in this neck of the woods,lol.And GCD,I have used my fishing license for I D once or twice.

It would probably be a lot funnier and truer if I could change it to 2 Illegal Aliens.

That for sure is true.

... or if it was winter I could change it to 2 Canadians!... but they're too cheap to go into a restaurant!!!

Was Scared To Read This Thread! Not Wanting To Know Anything About 2 Cowboys! As In Bbm !!! Lol

Thanks, I needed that. Now I can go weed the garden with a smile on my face. LOL

makes me think twice about my chili

Heard it before but was worth repeating. That there's funny!:D:D:D