I know this ain't a joke forum but......

[PapermouthLegend]

This old guy was out fishing one day and caught a nice crappie. This crappie had solid red eyes. Not thinking much of it he tossed it in the livewell with his other fish.

When he got home he began cleaning his catch and he got to the red eyed one. He looked at it and the fish began to talk! The fish said "if you don't kill me and give me a kiss i'll turn into a beautiful princess." He couldn't believe what he was hearing! The fish said "please, I'll do anything you want! I'll be your slave!"

The guy ran the fish to the bathroom and filled the bathtub. He dropped the fish in the tub. As he's walking out of the bathroom the fish hollers "Hey! what about that kiss?" The man said "sweetheart at my age, I'd just soon have a talking fish!"

[slabbandit]

That was cute. The wife got a good chuckle out of it!!