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    The Gorilla and The Redneck
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    > A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
    > Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
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    > Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
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    > The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male
    > Gorilla available.
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    > Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
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    > A redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
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    > Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense bu t possessed ample
    > Equipment to satisfy a female of any species.
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    > The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
    > Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition.
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    > Would he be willing to mate with the g orilla for $500?
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    > Bobby Lee showed some interest but said he would have to think
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    > The matter over carefully.
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    > The following day he announced that he would accept their offer but
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    > Only under four conditions:
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    > 1. 'First', Bobby Lee said, 'I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips.'
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    > The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
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    > 2 'Second', he said, 'You can't never tell no one about this.'
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    > The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
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    > 3. 'Third', Bobby Lee said, 'I want all the children raised Southern
    > Baptist.'
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    > Once again it was agreed.
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    > 4. 'And last', Bobby Lee said, 'I'll need another week to come up
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    > With the $500
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    hehe thats funny
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    Thats a good one

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    Ha ha, Pox we know that guy was really from Arkansas :p
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    :d:d
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    Why did he have to be from KY?Funny though.

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