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    Default why i quit fishing


    I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch,grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

    There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

    I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

    There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different

    anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible!"

    My loving wife of 20 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?"

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    ,You just ain't right,,:D:D

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    DANG!!!!!!!CF
    The Original Woodsgoat Hater
    2011 NWR Bash Yellow Perch Champion

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    I wouldn't stop me from fishing just wouldn't be married any more

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    :D haha, good one
    Jesus Said: Come, follow me & I will make you fishers of men.

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    Kinda along the lines from a quote from Larry the Cable guy::

    "Guns don't kill people, husbands that come home from work early do".

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