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[Crappie Reaper]

> THIS IS CUTE!!!!
> It should offend each and every one of you in one way or another--EQUALITY
> FOR EVERYONE!!
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> Why did the chicken cross the road?
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> BARACK OBAMA:
> The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
> wanted CHANGE!
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> JOHN MC CAIN:
> My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to
> engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side
> of the road.
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> HILLARY CLINTON:
> When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the
> road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from
> Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves
> to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
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> DR. PHIL:
> The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
> first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after
> the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him
> realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems
> before adding 'NEW' problems.
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> OPRAH:
> Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
> wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from
> his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this
> chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his
> life like the rest of the chickens.
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> GEORGE W. BUSH:
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
> if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either
> against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
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> COLIN POWELL:
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
> the chicken crossing the road...
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> ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
> allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
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> JOHN KERRY:
> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It
> was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
> intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
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> NANCY GRACE:
> That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
> eyes and the way he walks.
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> PAT BUCHANAN:
> To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
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> MARTHA STEWART:
> No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
> standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
> to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
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> DR SEUSS:
> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
> chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
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> ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
> To die in the rain. Alone.
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> JERRY FALWELL:
> Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's
> why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And
> if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all
> chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white
> washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken
> should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
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> GRANDPA:
> In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
> the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
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> BARBARA WALTERS:
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
> chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
> experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life
> long dream of crossing the road.
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> ARISTOTLE:
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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> JOHN LENNON:
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
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> BILL GATES:
> I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will
> lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
> Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is
> much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........reboot.
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> ALBERT EINSTEIN:
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
> chicken?
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> BILL CLINTON:
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
> chicken?
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> AL GORE:
> I invented the chicken!
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> COLONEL SANDERS:
> Did I miss one?
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> DICK CHENEY:
> Where's my gun?
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> AL SHARPTON:
> Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

[reelcrappie]

Funny. Keep trying, none of them offended me.

[Miller]

Funny. Keep trying, none of them offended me.

Ditto....they did make me laugh though:D

[shutupandfish]

Everybody knows the chicken crossed the road to see his freind gregory peck.

[Slipped Cork]

Im laughing too hard to give my reason lol.

[wrwest]

A good one...