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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

    George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
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    That is Good


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    LMFAO another good 1.

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    thats what i call cutting the almighty RED TAPE
    [never snap at the hand that feeds ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by painterfish View Post
    thats what i call cutting the almighty RED TAPE
    amen to that! I like that old feller's way of thinking :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by painterfish View Post
    thats what i call cutting the almighty RED TAPE
    Couldn't put it better myself:D
    "Those who will trade a little liberty for a little security will lose both and deserve neither" Thomas Jefferson

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    Thats a good one

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    hahah! that's a good one :D
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    good one...thanks for sharing

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