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    Default Pretty good joke


    YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
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    > A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
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    > 'Not a chance,' says the hus band, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
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    > He slams the door and returns to bed.
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    > 'Who was that?' asked his wife.
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    > 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.
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    > 'Did you help him?' she asks.
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    > 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'
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    > 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'
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    > The man does as he is told, gets dressed , and goes out into the pounding rain.
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    > He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'
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    > 'Yes,' comes back the answer.
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    > 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.
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    > 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
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    > 'Where are you?' asks the husband.
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    > 'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.
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    "Those who will trade a little liberty for a little security will lose both and deserve neither" Thomas Jefferson

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    youre right thats pretty good
    [never snap at the hand that feeds ya

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    Thanks Miller, it was worth reading!
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    Thats a good one...


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    Wee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
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    Funny stuff.
    Take your kids hunting and fishing, and you won't be hunting your kids

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