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    Default SWF seeking mate


    SINGLE WHITE FEMALE

    (photo included)
    Statistics:
    Weight - 2lbs 3oz
    Length - 15 1/2"
    Age - You never ask a woman her age!

    Turn Ons - Berkley Crappie Nibbles and 60 degree water.

    Turn Offs - Sickle hooks, fillet knives and cold fronts.

    Favorite color - Chartruse (DUH!)


    Hi, I'm seeking a male to spawn with. I'm looking for a man who's not afraid of a two week commitment. Must love children an be willing to keep the nest free of silt. I love long swims along the creek channel and just hangin' out with my peeps at the local crappie bed. If interested, just drop me a line!


    The only way to have a good fishing spot is to make it yourself!

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    looks like she's been around the block, I mean stump, a few times

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    She sounds like a very loose female to me, she's gonna get caught acting like that. She's diffidently a hooker, I bett she's get's caught this spring.

    crappie cowboy

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    Sounds like someone just wants to get there hooks into her.

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    Let the pun begin!
    The only way to have a good fishing spot is to make it yourself!

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    lol
    "Mister, I love the way you wear that hat."
    "You don't know nothin'."

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    :D I'd love to lay her down on a bed of cheese grits, between a couple of hushpuppies.:D
    AKA...T.Ferrell
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    man she is hot for my Jigging pole........
    Pete

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    i like my women with a little more meat on em

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    Are you happy to see her or is that a jig pole in your pocket:D

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