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    >> What Do Retired People Do All Day?
    >>
    >> Working people frequently ask retired people what
    >> they do to make their days interesting.
    >> Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went
    >> into town and went into a shop. We were only in
    >> there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there
    >> was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up
    >> to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a
    >> senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued
    >> writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He
    >> glared at me and started writing another ticket for
    >> having worn tires.
    >> So my wife called him a s**thead. He finished the
    >> second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
    >> first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This
    >> went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused
    >> him, the more tickets he wrote.
    >> Personally, we didn't care.
    >> We came into town by bus.
    >>
    >> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're
    >> retired. It's important at our age.
    >>
    Fair Winds and Following Seas

    Bill H. PTC USN Ret
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    that is sooo funny :D:D good one
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    That is a real good one.


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    good one!!!
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    Lmao....:d
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