I will light a novena of candles and dedicate 2 beads when I say my next rosary. Why are you alone? I would think a Man of the Amber like you would be in the company of many many bottles of ice cold panther pee.
I had to do another colonostopy on The Onion this week, where I fill her with 6" of water, plug in, and see where her bottom leaks.
I hope nobody ever takes a drill with a wire wheel and grinds my bottom like I did hers. Or cleans me with acetone either as far as that goes. It was the usual suspects leaking and luckily I am a certified Master Hull Patcher and
1/3 tube of $4.00 Napa Leak-B-Gone rectified the problem.
That cooling foot bath I enjoy during the hot months gonna get irksome soon now that autumn is coming in. I used to wear hip waders and just put up with it for the 2-3 months until it turned into one of the few onboard skating rinks I know of.
If you think Brian Boytano & that hot little Kristi Yamakoochie have put on
some figure skating performances for the ages, ya oughta see my routine in the tight confinement a rink between the 2 bench seats of a 14' jonboat affords. I look like a gay Hans Brinker doing ballet on Ecstasy.
My speed-skating is good too, just short. I slap on my long blades when a fish comes off in the bow area, race up there and retrieve it so I don't have to wait for spring thaw to git at my fillets.
Rango, have you field-tested Gee & Haw yet? I haven't sniped in on yur SC forum much lately.
Better do somethin bout that dry, dude. Nothin worse than runnin around hungry lookin over yur shoulder at every distant siren sound with bloodshot eyes and a Gobi variety case of cottonmouth goin down.