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    Default Top ten reasons why fishing is better than sex


    This was posted on the Arkansas site by Darryl Morris and I decided to repost it here because it is too funny. I believe they are working up some shirts with this on it too.

    #10 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

    #9 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

    #8 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

    #7 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

    #6 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

    #5 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

    #4 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

    #3 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to a special channel.

    #2 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

    #1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?

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    Those are good ones.

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    LMAO , I love em ALL !!

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    Funny and true! If they get shirts made up let us know.(thanks)
    Live and Learn."Life's short fish Hard"

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    lol. thats good cleon.
    listen with your eyes---its the only way to beleive what you hear...

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