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Thread: another gator incident.....

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    An elderly man in south carolina who owned a large farm had a large pond in the back side of his property. It was it was a clear water pond with a white sand bottom, perfect for swimming so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees.
    One evening the old timer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket on his way out the door to bring back some fruit.
    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he drew closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
    One of the young ladies shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
    The old man called back to her, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    ...Some old men can still think fast.
    listen with your eyes---its the only way to beleive what you hear...

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    lol

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    Yea old men can think fast, but they can't run fast.

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    was that you!!!!!!
    Get the net!

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    I hope i can think that fast when I get a little older!! LOL
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