Tired of your job?

[hawkman]

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, (even if retired you have those sometimes), try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:


'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS

[Don G]

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, (even if retired you have those sometimes), try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:


'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS

Hawkman, High Rock must be frozen over like ClaytorYou have absolutely nothing to do... Get a hold of yourself..

[hawkman]

Hawkman, High Rock must be frozen over like ClaytorYou have absolutely nothing to do... Get a hold of yourself..

You right about the first part. Frozen, muddy, & full of trash, (& now poop.)

I've had plenty to do, worked 12 days straight, most of them 10 hrs a day. Told my wife I might sleep late tomorrow, maybe 7 or 7:30.

[crappiejohn]

that job must be a pain in the butt....literally

[yankee doodler]

So makes me wonder what their quality control parameters are? How many of those puppies do you think they produce in a shift? Yikes!

[crappieseeker]

reminds me of a roto rooter truck I saw that said "And you think your job stinks"