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    Default The economy as it really exists.....


    The economy is so bad that:

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked,
    "Can you afford fries with that?"

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
    them and ask if they meant you or them.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
    children's names.

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
    Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
    the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!


    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
    savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
    Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was
    suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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    LMAO

    good one CP
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    We got our own game show over here, who wants to be $100.00...high as it goes.:p
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    I love to tune into CP's post after a stressful day at work. Wife wonders what I'm laughing at up here.

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    Liked it.. Thanks CP..

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    Once again Tom you restored my faith in humanities ability to laugh at situations that AREN'T FUNNY!

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    OMG, I nearly choked reading that! Good one CP!
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    Tom is always good for a laugh.:D

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    you keep this up your going to have to teach hexadecimal...



    Quote Originally Posted by Cane Pole View Post
    The economy is so bad that:

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked,
    "Can you afford fries with that?"

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
    them and ask if they meant you or them.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
    children's names.

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
    Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
    the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!


    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
    savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
    Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was
    suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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