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    if you cross the north korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor
    if you cross the iranian border illeaglly you are detained indefinitey
    if you cross the afgan border illegally you get shot
    if you cross the saudi border illegally you get jailed
    if you cross the chinese border illegally you may never be heard from
    if you cross the venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed
    if you cross the cuban border illeaglly you will be thrown into politcal prison to rot
    it you cross the u s border you get
    1 a job
    2 a drivers licenes
    3 social securty card
    4 welfare
    5 food stampe
    6 credit cards
    7 subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
    8 free education
    9 free health care
    10 a lobbyist in washington
    11 billions of dollars worth of publick documents printed in your language
    12 and the right to carry your countrys flag while you protest that you dont enough respect
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    Sounds about right to me! The sad thing is, it will never get better, only worse.
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    love thy liberals.
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    cp i typed it all buy myself took 20 min. to do it
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    Thank your buddy GW for most of that. EB
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    Quote Originally Posted by billbob View Post
    if you cross the north korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor
    if you cross the iranian border illeaglly you are detained indefinitey
    if you cross the afgan border illegally you get shot
    if you cross the saudi border illegally you get jailed
    if you cross the chinese border illegally you may never be heard from
    if you cross the venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed
    if you cross the cuban border illeaglly you will be thrown into politcal prison to rot
    it you cross the u s border you get
    Yep,billions of people want to cross those borders..but on the way out,not in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eager Beaver View Post
    Thank your buddy GW for most of that. EB
    What ya gonna do when you loose ur crutches?

    Whatcha gonna do, whatcha ya gonna do, whatcha gonna do when you turn to glue? You old mule you? hehehehe
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    I will probably follow your lead as to what to do CP! We see how well you have adjusted since Carter, Teddy Kennedy, Clinton and now Obama. That is a lot of baggage your carrying around there big guy. That is how hernia's are made. Have a great day my friend. EB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eager Beaver View Post
    I will probably follow your lead as to what to do CP! We see how well you have adjusted since Carter, Teddy Kennedy, Clinton and now Obama. That is a lot of baggage your carrying around there big guy. That is how hernia's are made. Have a great day my friend. EB
    The whole country had to tote the aforementioned useless baggage EB. I just do my part.
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    Sounds right to me Ted.
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