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    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

    For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.

    If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

    He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a Democrat! :o
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    Better check him for ticks, fleas, and other parasites then. ACORN members would never miss a free suck on that teat.
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    Looks like you got a little milk on your chin there Stinkfinger! hehe EB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eager Beaver View Post
    Looks like you got a little milk on your chin there Stinkfinger! hehe EB
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