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    Talking For My Yankee Friends


    Sorry, I'm snowed in and can't fish:::::

    SOUTHERN INGENUITY



    ONE MORNING 3 ALABAMA GOOD OLD BOYS AND 3 YANKEES WERE IN A TICKET LINE AT THE BIRMINGHAM TRAIN STATION HEADING TO ATLANTA FOR A BIG FOOTBALL GAME.

    THE 3 NORTHERNERS EACH BOUGHT A TICKET AND WATCHED AS THE 3 SOUTHERNERS BOUGHT JUST ONE TICKET AMONG THEM.

    "HOW ARE THE 3 OF YOU GOING TO TRAVEL ON ONE 1 TICKET?" ASKED ONE OF THE YANKEES.

    "WATCH AND LEARN" ANSWERED ONE OF THE BOYS FROM THE SOUTH.

    WHEN THE 6 TRAVELERS BOARDED THE TRAIN, THE 3 YANKEES SAT DOWN, BUT THE 3 SOUTHERNERS CRAMMED INTO A BATHROOM TOGETHER AND CLOSED THE DOOR.

    SHORTLY AFTER THE TRAIN DEPARTED, THE CONDUCTOR CAME AROUND TO COLLECT TICKETS.

    HE KNOCKED ON THE BATHROOM DOOR AND SAID, "TICKETS PLEASE." THE DOOR OPENED JUST A CRACK AND A SINGLE ARM EMERGED WITH A TICKET IN HAND. THE CONDUCTOR TOOK IT AND MOVED ON.

    THE YANKEES SAW THIS HAPPEN AND AGREED IT WAS QUITE A CLEVER IDEA.
    INDEED, SO CLEVER THAT THEY DECIDED TO DO THE SAME THING ON THE RETURN TRIP AND SAVE SOME MONEY.

    THAT EVENING AFTER TH E GAME WHEN THEY GOT TO THE ATLANTA TRAIN STATION, THEY BOUGHT A SINGLE TICKET FOR THE RETURN TRIP WHILE TO THEIR
    ASTONISHMENT


    THE 3 SOUTHERNERS DIDN'T BUY EVEN 1 TICKET.

    "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TRAVEL WITHOUT A TICKET?" ASKED ONE OF THE PERPLEXED YANKEES.

    "WATCH AND LEARN", ANSWERED ONE OF THE SOUTHERN BOYS.

    WHEN THEY BOARDED THE TRAIN THE 3 NORTHERNERS CRAMMED THEMSELVES INTO A BATHROOM AND THE 3 SOUTHERNERS CRAMMED THEMSELVES INTO THE OTHER BATHROOM ACROSS FROM IT.


    SHORTLY AFTER THE TRAIN BEGAN TO MOVE, ONE OF THE SOUTHERNERS LEFT THEIR BATHROOM AND WALKED QUIETLY OVER TO THE YANKEE'S BATHROOM. HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID "TICKET PLEASE".


    THERE'S JUST NO WAY TO EXPLAIN HOW THE YANKEES WON THE WAR....
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    we werent hiding in the bathroom the whole time thats how we won the war

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    Quote Originally Posted by crappiejohn View Post
    we werent hiding in the bathroom the whole time thats how we won the war
    Few folks down around Big Sandy, Tn says the war ain't over. They still fly the battle flag.

    Why don't you run over and tell them to surrender Johnboy. See if you can convince them who won. I wanna watch.

    Just a suggestion.
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    ill pass, i stopped arguing with inbreds a while back, i watched deliverance

    must be more of your republicans down there i take it around big sandy

    stick a fork in a lightsocket....just a suggestion

    get your new canepole t-shirt 9.99 plus tax

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    blast from the past:

    why cause im not a racist like half the people on this board who cleverly disguise there reasons for not wanting obama as president?

    id actually have more respect if any of em admitted it but im sure they keep it hush hush now.
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    incognito....... here fishy fishy fishy

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    Quote Originally Posted by crappiejohn View Post
    ill pass, i stopped arguing with inbreds a while back, i watched deliverance

    must be more of your republicans down there i take it around big sandy

    stick a fork in a lightsocket....just a suggestion

    get your new canepole t-shirt 9.99 plus tax

    Thanks for the T. Doubt you make it to my age.

    Speaking of inbreads, I see you are still arguing with yourself and talking to yourself Jboy. Sign of childhood insecurities. I'll get you another nuck to suck. Quit shaking the mouse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cane Pole View Post
    Thanks for the T. Doubt you make it to my age.

    Speaking of inbreads, I see you are still arguing with yourself and talking to yourself Jboy. Sign of childhood insecurities. I'll get you another nuck to suck. Quit shaking the mouse.
    im taking it from your post you wish the south won the war?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crappiejohn View Post
    im taking it from your post you wish the south won the war?
    It is evident that your reading comprehension is an order of magnitude in negative imaginary numbers Johnny boy.
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    you bore me anymore ole hat. isnt it time for your dirt nap yet?

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    LMAO!! Good one Don! I love bustin' on Yanks.

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