Revised Rules for Kickin' Butt

[creekslick]

Got this in an email, had to change a few word.


Revised Rules for Kickin' Butt

Rules for the Non-Military

Make sure you read #13

Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their butt.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their butt.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their butt.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.
Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and for that, we'll kick your butt.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance will get your butt kicked (children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their butt.


7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Do not hand salute, if you are not active military or a veteran. The hand salute is reserved for those who serve or served. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could get your butt kicked.

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your butt!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me - if you see anyone calling those darn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their butt!

11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Use them without proper authority, and we'll kick your butt. If you don't know what that means, kick your own butt for being stupid.

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, every country in the world could kick our butt.


'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.'

'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'

'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'

'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'

AND ONE MORE:

13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR BUTTS...REPEATEDLY until they learn OUR native tongue.

[speck tackler]

Boy, are our legs gonna get tired... but well worth the effort!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

[Rowdy]

Thanks to all who Served !!!!
Rowdy

[GCD]

Believe it or not, there are Spanish speaking Troops in our military.

[Billbob]

good one creek

[popperonahead]

Believe it or not, there are Spanish speaking Troops in our military.

the path to citizenship is through the military.


starship troopers!

[Cane Pole]

the path to citizenship is through the military.


starship troopers!

Yep. The US does have several several Spanish speaking territories, such as Puerto Rico and Arizona.