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    Most old guys are helpful

    I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

    I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

    I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

    I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

    Most old guys are helpful like that

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    I've had that happen to me once. Its the reason I don't take the wife anymore. We wound up finding my wife before his. Damn the luck.
    Quit complaining about the color, just pull up your skirt and fish! -- snagged

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    so did you ever find his wife?

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    I didn't. I'm not sure about him. My wife told me that young man was just that, a man, and he sure didn't need my help to find his wife.

    Now, this is not to say that women make poor shopping partners, but as wing men, they sure can cramp your attack formation. So, I'm shop solo now.
    Quit complaining about the color, just pull up your skirt and fish! -- snagged

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    lol...

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    :p:p:p I'd look for the short shorts and halter no top before my own too LOL

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    I like that one. Not sure my wife would.

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