LOL , Good one ! :D
Baptizing a Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes
upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk
into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The
preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find
Jesus?'
The drunk answers, 'Yes, I am.'
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.. He pulls him
up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks
again, 'Have you found Jesus my brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in
the water again ---- but this time holds him down for about 30
seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him
up. The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have
you found Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
LOL , Good one ! :D
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"Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson
That's a good one.
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