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    Baptizing a Drunk

    A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes
    upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk
    into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The
    preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
    alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find
    Jesus?'

    The drunk answers, 'Yes, I am.'

    So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.. He pulls him
    up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

    The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'

    The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
    for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks
    again, 'Have you found Jesus my brother?'
    The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'

    By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in
    the water again ---- but this time holds him down for about 30
    seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him
    up. The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have
    you found Jesus?'

    The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
    preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
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    LOL , Good one ! :DName:  cheers.gif
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    Rofl
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    That's a good one.

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