Just what I needed. A good laugh.
An Officer stops a driver for running a red
light. The guy is a real jerk and comes
running back to the officer demanding to
know why he is being harassed by the
Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of
the red light violation. The "Motorist"
instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the
officer's ancestry, sexual orientation,
etc., in rather explicit terms.
The tirade goes on without the officer
saying anything. When he gets done with
writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the
lower right corner of the narrative portion
of the ticket. He then hands it to the
"Violator" for his signature. The guy signs
the ticket angrily, and when presented with
his copy points to the "AH" and demands to
know what it stands for.
The Mountie says, "That's so when we go to
court, I'll remember that you're an
*******!"
Two months later they're in court. The
"Violator" has such a bad driving record he
is about to lose his license and has hired
a lawyer to represent him. On the stand the
officer testifies to seeing the man run the
red light. Under cross examination the
defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a
reasonable facsimile of the ticket you
issued my client?"
Officer responds, "Yes sir, that is the
defendants copy, his signature and mine,
same number at the top.
Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular
marking or notation on this ticket you
don't normally make?"
Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right
corner of the narrative there is an "AH,"
underlined."
Lawyer: "What does the "AH" stand for,
officer?"
Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile Sir."
Lawyer: "Aggressive and Hostile?"
Officer: "Yes Sir?
Lawyer: "Officer, Are you sure it doesn't
stand for *******?"
Officer: "Well Sir, you know your client
better than I do!
Just what I needed. A good laugh.
thats good stuff
PErfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatman