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    Wink Little Johnny


    A teacher asked her SIXTH grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

    Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny...

    The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

    Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

    The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

    Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

    The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

    Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

    Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

    With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.''

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    Very good :D
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    HAHAHAA!!!

    Funny but true..

    Sad part: un-employment is hitting that bunch hard!
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    lol
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    I know a few Obama fans. :D

    Funny thing, they were all talking crap before he was elected, now that he is president tehy shut up. I grin and say maybe next time you'll be more careful with your vote.
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    good one:D
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    you guys got barack elected by voting for bush twice so thank yourselves :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by popperonahead View Post
    you guys got barack elected by voting for bush twice so thank yourselves :D
    1 bush + 1 bush ='ed 1 obama

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hanr3 View Post
    I know a few Obama fans. :D

    Funny thing, they were all talking crap before he was elected, now that he is president tehy shut up. I grin and say maybe next time you'll be more careful with your vote.
    Ya know! we thought that about the people the voted for Bush the second time, knowing how encompitent he really was. EB
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    Quote Originally Posted by popperonahead View Post
    you guys got barack elected by voting for bush twice so thank yourselves :D
    Them and Karl Rove who got out smarted by the people and President Obama. EB

    Popper, you are wiser than most that still think Bush was a great President. EB
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