Very good :D
A teacher asked her SIXTH grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny...
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.''
Very good :D
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Funny but true..
Sad part: un-employment is hitting that bunch hard!
"Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson
lol
"Mister, I love the way you wear that hat."
"You don't know nothin'."
I know a few Obama fans. :D
Funny thing, they were all talking crap before he was elected, now that he is president tehy shut up. I grin and say maybe next time you'll be more careful with your vote.
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good one:D
The fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad
you guys got barack elected by voting for bush twice so thank yourselves :D
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