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    Default The Snake


    someone sent me this joke on the
    > emails.............
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    > I finally got around to going
    > fishing this morning but after a while I
    > ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog
    > in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
    >
    >
    > Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the
    > frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the
    > head, took the frog and put it in my bait
    > bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
    > without getting bitten.
    >
    > I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured
    > a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled
    > back, he went limp, I released him into the lake
    > without incident, and carried on my fishing with the
    > frog.
    >
    > Later I felt a nudge on my foot, and there was
    > that darn snake with two frogs in his mouth.
    Aquatic Species Removal Engineer.
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    Oldie but still a goodie. EB
    DO-GOODER EXTRADINAR :p

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