Likes Likes:  0
Thanks Thanks:  0
HaHa HaHa:  0
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 14

Thread: Man Killed On Golf Course.

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    va
    Posts
    455
    Post Thanks / Like

    Wink Man Killed On Golf Course.


    A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.

    When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet.

    She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f--king lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

    One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!"

    He never even had a chance to duck.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Absurdistan
    Posts
    6,739
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    ut oh...:D

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    41
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    still laffin

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    773
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    i'd rather have the first stated lessons than the second
    incognito....... here fishy fishy fishy

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Greers Ferry, Arkansas, United States
    Posts
    9,037
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Good one.

    WALLY MARSHALL PRO STAFF
    CATCHIN' CRAPPIE GUIDE SERVICE
    CREEKS ROD TRANSPORT RACK
    870-307-2572

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Prairie Village, Kansas
    Posts
    3,043
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    A real great laughing start to my day. Thanks :D
    “There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism—by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide.” Ayn Rand

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Nebraska
    Posts
    6,665
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Glad to see Pox is still around. Did you have many stitches or just took a little nap from that wack with the club? I assume this was you they were talking about. With all those women you are in charge of. Just thought you was giving them golf lessons or sumtum. hehehe EB
    DO-GOODER EXTRADINAR :p

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Northfield VT
    Posts
    12,335
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    That was GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fatman

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Wandering around Texas for a week or so.
    Posts
    1,123
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Roflmao
    A gun in hand is a lot better than a cop on the phone.

  10. #10
    Billbob's Avatar
    Billbob is offline Crappie.com Legend - 2013 Guber Of The Year * Crappie.com Supporter
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    md. st. in.
    Posts
    16,451
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    liked it
    PROUD MEMBER OF TEAM GEEZER

    Crappie.com Pro Staff
    Guber Pro Staff
    Cane Pole Pro Staff
    Haulin Ash Pro Staff

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

BACK TO TOP