He's my brother

[Don G]

HE'S MY BROTHER ...



Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me; they're for him. He's my brother. He's only four."

The older brother continued, "We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike, and right now, he can't do either."

[yankee doodler]

:D
Good one Don.

UD

[Cane Pole]

Need to pick up a carton full for a few whiners here. Might help.

[Eager Beaver]

Man goes into a drug store and buy's a bag of cotton balls and a roll of string and takes them to the counter. The clerk asks him what he needs the cotton balls and string for and he tells him his wife sent him in for a box tampons. He explains that he sent his wife for cigaretts and she came home with a can of tabacco and some papers and told him he could roll his own so he just thought she could do the same. EB

[limbhook]

Nothing like a good tampon joke to get the day started

[Pomoxis]

rofl

[crappieseeker]

The funniest thing I ever heard about a tampon was an ex-girlfriend I had, her little boy was trying to help his mother figure out how to stop his sisters nose bleed. I think he was only about 9 at the time. He said "Mom, why dont you get one of those Q-Tips with a string on it you have under the bathroom sink and put in sissys nose, that should stop the bleeding.

[creekslick]

That's a good one.:D

[crap-king]

Rolling your own might cause this to be an x-wife

[Fatman]

JACKPOT!!!!!!! Wives don't consider shoe's and purse's when they spend the bucks but man let us come home with new tackle!!!!!

Great jokes guys!!!!

Fatman