A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig.' She Retorted indignantly. 'In t his country, we don't speak aloud on
Public Places about our sex lives.'

'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi','


$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

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